“Have a nice day”

By grumpybrit

It really pisses me off how often people in America say “Have a nice day”.

You can’t even buy some chewing gum without some idiot till attendant telling you to “Have a nice day”.

You know it’s not sincere because they don’t even fucking know you.

You could be a mass murderer, but they will still say “Have a nice day”.

And sometimes they say it to you even when the day has long gone.

How can I have a nice day, if it’s nighttime already, douche bag?

Their employers probably tell them its good for customer service to say “Have a nice day.”

But it is infact bad for customer service because you know they don’t really mean it.

They couldn’t care less if you walked out of the shop and got run over by a lorry.

Have a nice day. No.

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