Another day. Another rip off.
My empty shell of an apartment has a bath and shower, but no shower curtain.
So to avoid wetting the floor and possibly slipping up and cracking my head open on the tiles, I went to a department store today and bought a shower curtain.
It said on the pack ‘with metal grommets’.
I assumed this meant hooks.
So I go home excited to be able to have a shower and wash away the cheese under my foreskin, unwrap the shower curtain pack only to find there’s NO FUCKING HOOKS IN IT.
What the fuck is that about?
Who the hell would want to buy a shower curtain without hooks?
Surely not all shower curtains are the same or have the same number of holes in them?
Is there a universally agreed standard amongst shower curtain manufacturers as to the number of holes a shower curtain should have?
If there is, they should get a life.
grommet
n. an eyelet placed in a hole in a sheet or panel to protect or insulate a rope or cable passed through it or to prevent the sheet or panel from being torn.
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